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Dear Dylan,
See this shit and feel my fucking attitude.
I think you are a cunt and my best friend still has her shit together.
I did talk shit about her to you just to see what your lame Teletubby ass would say. She didn’t put me up to this and she is mad at me for that whole thing. She can like you or hate you or no-verb your ass all she wants, but you know what? I want you to die.
sherlockholmesanddoctorwatson:
…. I just died.
THUNDERING OF STAMPEDE
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
GALELEIO! GALELEIO! GALELEIO!
HAKUNA MATA-TA-TA
I’M JUST A POOR CUB, NOBODY LOVES ME
HE’S JUST A POOR CUB FROM A ROYAL FAMILY
SPARING HIS GUILT FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
Easy come easy go
where did Simba go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOw just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Just where did he go?
grubs are salty and satisfYYYYing
ew ew ew ew ew ew
to Tanzania tanzania
to tanzania he did go.
He must return to have his uncle put aside to be
to be
the KIIIIIIIIIIIING!
I love the lyrics.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DETHRONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BANISH ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIEEE
-CHOKING-
(Source: who-isjohngalt, via resurrectednightmares)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
I can’t even.
CAN’T EVEN.
FUCKING.
BREATH, BRUH.
(Source: tyleroakley)
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Reblog this of you are Pagan/Wiccan and wants to make friends with people who are also Pagan/Wiccan
Forever reblog.If you are Pagan and need a friend, reblog this and do not feel scared to talk and follow anyone who reblogs this.
JOHN PAUL: An Open Letter to Chick-Fil-A
To Chick-Fil-A, Truett Cathy, and the WinShape Foundation: It is with a heavy heart that I write to you saying that I can no longer, in good conscience, patronize your establishment. Nor can I partake of your delicious, succulent, juicy chicken. (via resurrectednightmares)
I mean, I would like to. Oh trust me, I would!…
